you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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