he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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