At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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