there's paper in my vomit.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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