OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You ate ashes out of my bong
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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