yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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