Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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