I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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