when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Randomize
