Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
