I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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