About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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