We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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