went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sorry about my life...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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