Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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