Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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