Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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