my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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