my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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