The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
