And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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