The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
is it fun? or sober?
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