My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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