And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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