If i come over, it means nothing
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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