your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dicks are not precious.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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