of course. lets lasso hookers.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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