There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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