I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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