Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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