Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I love you.
Bad choice
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