I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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