ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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