Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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