Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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