He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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