i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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