im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
A bitchslap is in order.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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