I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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