You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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