ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
