No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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