kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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