That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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