i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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