WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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