I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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