I think scott just propositioned me for sex
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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