I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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