Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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