She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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