I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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