Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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