im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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