If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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