what if I'm pregnant?
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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