Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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