Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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